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Asshole Terraforming 

The process of destroying someone's asshole so completely that afterward a terraforming process can take place to make the ass capable of sustaining life.
I forgot to get my viking wife a valentines day gift, so she proceeded in Asshole Terraforming so brutally that half of our livestock now live there, complete with a chemically stable atmosphere.

terraforming 

Sitting on the toilet and taking a crap of such unusual size and amount that it rises above the water level of the toilet, resembling land forming in an ocean.
Oh my god, did THAT come out of me? It looks like I was terraforming Mars or something!
terraforming by Ragle April 6, 2009

terraforming 

terraforming is an act where one trims their pubic hair all the way down to the stubble so it looks like theres little creatures living on it
girl: your bush is so huge
boy: yeah im thinking about terraforming it
terraforming by clockclapper23 July 10, 2024

Terraforming

The hypothetical planetary engineering process of deliberately modifying a planet's atmosphere, temperature, surface topography, and ecology to make it habitable for Earth-like life. It is the ultimate long-term project, taking centuries or millennia, using methods like introducing greenhouse gases to warm a frozen world, redirecting comets to deliver water, or seeding genetically engineered microbes to produce oxygen. It's playing god on a planetary scale, with untold risks and moral implications about the rights of any existing native life.
Example: The classic literary example of Terraforming is Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars trilogy, which details the centuries-long process of warming Mars, creating a breathable atmosphere, and establishing a biosphere. It's the transformation of a dead rock into a living world, a second Genesis for humanity.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026