Tee tee slap Share definition Flag When a male slaps a woman with his limp penis in the face, causing a slapping sound. I love to get out of the shower, walk up to my girlfriend and give her a good tee tee slap to the face. Tee tee slap by Queenaquanesha January 23, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Tee tee slap mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch