tar and feather

the act of defacating explosively onto one's back whilst actively ripping out one's own pubic hair and sprinkling it on the shitty back.

basically shitting on someone's back and throwing pubic hair on them. BOOYAH.

The day after he ate some Mexican food, Robert decided to tar and feather his main bitch.

by Sara Sexton, Noel Ang October 23, 2007

Tar and Feather

The act of forcing a tar ball in the mouth of your sexual partner(s), bending them over, and shoving their face(s) in your feather bed or feather pillow. The idea here is to continually pound said partner until the sheet or pillow case splits open and you ejaculate into the tarred and feathered faces. NOTE: This act is best performed on people who talk too much before, during, and after sexual relations.

If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to tar and feather your face when I fuck you later.

by Dean Philipsen March 16, 2011

tar and feather

To extract marijuana resin from paraphenlia, replace it as if to smoke it, and then add the remaining marijuana from that $25 bag of weed you waited two weeks for, and smoke the mixture.

We had to tar and feather or else the Simpsons wouldn't be as cool.

by Radix October 13, 2005

Canadian tar and feather

Same as the classic tar and feather but with Maple syrup instead of tar

For all his disrespect, Andrew got the good ol' canadian tar and feather

by kingof4string54 December 10, 2009

Tarred and feathered

When you blow a load of semon on someone's face and then throw confetti and/or glitter on them.

I totally tarred and feathered that bitch last night.

by The Godlewski Shiner household February 20, 2016

tar 'n' feather

Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.

D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018