An agregate mixture of rock and petroleum that is used commonly as a road paving material. Also used in parking lots. Cheaper than concrete.
by Mik203 September 17, 2006
A fault created by ones ass. A slip of the cheeks, a rectal passage malfunction. A shart. When you accidentally crap yourself.
by Skinny John February 18, 2009
by NitroClown October 10, 2019
Example:
Guy one: did you see that black guy over there?
Guy two: Yes, I have seen a lot of asphalts today.
Guy one: did you see that black guy over there?
Guy two: Yes, I have seen a lot of asphalts today.
by ed fagan January 20, 2008
pronounced ash folt is reference to a hard rock-like material used for the pavement of roadways or structures designated for vehicles. Should not be associated or confused with asphalt aes folt which directly translates in meaning to "slow" "retarded" or "mentally challenged". Individuals who commonly mistake in saying aes folt instead of ash folt are, through scientific research, proven to be cronic maturbators and/or in most cases unnaturally stupid.
The construction workers replaced the asphalt ash folt on the highway earlier today.
My friend Justin is slightly asphalt aes folt.
My friend Justin is slightly asphalt aes folt.
by don'tyougomessinwithme February 11, 2011
1. noun. Butt crack. Of or pertaining to the fault line in the posterior.
2. noun. Blame or responsibility placed upon a donkey or jackass.
2. noun. Blame or responsibility placed upon a donkey or jackass.
It's not your fault, it's the ASPHALT!
by ConfabulatorsAnonymous May 4, 2010