An agregate mixture of rock and petroleum that is used commonly as a road paving material. Also used in parking lots. Cheaper than concrete.
Jimmy had his guts splattered all over the asphalt after he crashed his motorcycle.
pronounced ash folt
is reference to a hard rock-like material used for the pavement of roadways or structures designated for vehicles. Should not be associated or confused with asphalt aes folt
which directly translates in meaning to "slow" "retarded" or "mentally challenged". Individuals who commonly mistake in saying aes folt
instead of ash folt
are, through scientific research, proven to be cronic maturbators and/or in most cases unnaturally stupid.
The construction workers replaced the asphalt ash folt
on the highway earlier today.
My friend Justin is slightly asphalt aes folt
1. noun. Butt crack. Of or pertaining to the fault line in the posterior.
2. noun. Blame or responsibility placed upon a donkey or jackass.
It's not your fault, it's the ASPHALT!
A fault created by ones ass. A slip of the cheeks, a rectal passage malfunction. A shart
. When you accidentally crap yourself.
Caution: Too much draft beer and taco's may cause an asphalt.
Asphalt: European slang for black people.
Guy one: did you see that black guy over there?
Guy two: Yes, I have seen a lot of asphalts today.
slang for asphalt concrete
With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.