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tampon popsicle 

what Angelina Jolie eats
yum this is a good tampon popsicle


billy bob:"that's it I'm divorcing you"
tampon popsicle by rob December 6, 2003

bloody tampon popsicle 

a bloody tampon which is frozen in ones freezer to become a frozen.
"I was over ay Emily's house last night and she had a freezer of bloody tampon popsicles."

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle 

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D
stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle 

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.
"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

Bloody Tampon Popcicle 

See Bloody Tampon

A bloody tampon stored at 0 degrees Celsius for a year, which makes it form in large clumps.
Gonna eat that?

No, you can have it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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