Table cunt 

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death

Ima table cunt this motherfucker

Table cunt by Balls man 1983 July 13, 2023

Gta IV table cunt 

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death. Mainly done in gta IV

Niko: i will fucking table cunt you
Roman: niko its your cousin lets go bowling!

Niko: ok roman i will pick u up in the next hour but lemme gta IV table cunt this bitch

Gta IV table cunt by Balls man 1983 July 14, 2023

Cunt-a-table 

Cunt-a-table is a term used for when a female(or someone with female Genitalia,hence 'Cunt') smashes/hits there reproductive organ against any part of of a table.

Person A - 'I'm so bored'

Person B - 'Ahh just Cunt-a-table'

Cunt-a-table by George_94 November 19, 2009