Top Definition
Derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. More insulting than berk, but less insulting that gimp.
Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner
You twonks, why didn't you use the laser cannon on the Esperanto?
by Ythomit September 26, 2005
A cross between a twat, plonker and wanker. Not used as a serious insult, more of a friendly, playful insult.
"... and then I fell flat on my face!"
"haha you twonk"
by Naomi Glinn March 21, 2008
Comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a twat and a plonker.
I cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.
by Lanksalot September 26, 2006
general idiot, someone who has done something stupid, who has cocked up.
what a mess you twonk
by ginge May 24, 2005
Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit
"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"
by flatley June 06, 2005
A term used to define those 40-something men who decide that they like the feel of Lycra next to their skin whilst imagining they're Bradley Wiggins astride their Pinarellos and Cervelos as they cruise the lanes and byways of every county on a weekend. AKA cyclists or MAMIL's (Middle-aged men in Lycra)
Annabel was late for her luncheon appointment at the Nags Head. Upon arrival her chums quizzed her as to the lateness of her arrival and the beetroot-like complexion of her face. She replied "I've spent half a bloody hour stuck behind a dozen ghastly Twonks in their day-glo costumes on their Raleigh Choppers with absolutely no thought for us poor 4x4 drivers! I need a G&T times two and make it swift"
by Top Floor Geezer October 20, 2013
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