idiot, thick, dumbass, dips**t, dumb or anything else meaning someone who is stupid!
Teacher... Whats 5 times 6

10th year kid... Umm... 56...

Class mate... Its not 56 you twonk!!
by i iz kl May 25, 2005
A term used to define those 40-something men who decide that they like the feel of Lycra next to their skin whilst imagining they're Bradley Wiggins astride their Pinarellos and Cervelos as they cruise the lanes and byways of every county on a weekend. AKA cyclists or MAMIL's (Middle-aged men in Lycra)
Annabel was late for her luncheon appointment at the Nags Head. Upon arrival her chums quizzed her as to the lateness of her arrival and the beetroot-like complexion of her face. She replied "I've spent half a bloody hour stuck behind a dozen ghastly Twonks in their day-glo costumes on their Raleigh Choppers with absolutely no thought for us poor 4x4 drivers! I need a G&T times two and make it swift"
by Top Floor Geezer October 20, 2013
A person that is such an idiot that he has to have his own special name.
That fucking moron killed me on Battlefield 3. He is an absolute twonk.
by BlownTyre July 08, 2013
Describes a man who is jacked and tan. Has the dick of a pornstar with the heart of Ryan Gosling. When around him, he will take your woman and fuck her, bring her back, and tell you good luck. The type of guy who lifts more than you while fucking more women. You cannot compete with a Twonk. He slays new poon on the reg. A Twonk is known for beating up UFC fighters
Man I wish I was a Twonk like that guy
by SteelballsLongrod October 26, 2015
An overly sized twat. Similar to Fat Amy's vag in Pitch Perfect 2.
Dwam! Fat Amy has a huge TWONK!!
by Disneyglitch June 04, 2015
Derogitary term from the 90s, a cross between ploker and twit.

Used on Red Dwarf regularly in between 'SMEG' and SMEGHEAD'
- Dan: I just ran over a nun, what should I do?

- Kev: Dan you are such a twonk
by jessica987 December 18, 2011
an offensive name to someone whose being stupid
eric was being stupid, hes a right twonk
by Beccaroo May 27, 2005

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