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1.
Come from the Cockney rhyming slang "Berkshire Hunt" = Cunt
by Niki Daley June 06, 2003
 
2.
An idiot. Similar in tone to 'prat', 'prick', 'twat' or similar. Originally from the rhyming slang 'Berkeley Hunt', for 'cunt', although not generally considered as offensive as that.
What did you do that for, you stupid berk?
by Axel Fendersson January 26, 2006
 
3.
Berk is a boy name.
Berk is very handsome boy
by Iceman81 October 22, 2013
 
4.
Something you say when you're really pissed at somebody because they're being annoying.
*Somebody hits you in the arm*
BERK!

*Somebody sticks tomatoes in your hood and pulls it over your head*
BERK!
by licensetokyle March 28, 2004
 
5.
Berk, meaning idiot, or dickhead
Rv - "where's Jason?"
Kirst - "Shit off you berk, how should I know?"
by i'm a cockney February 06, 2009
 
6.
Blue plastacine charactor from the 80s cartoon Trapdoor. Overworked servant to the thing upstairs!
Damn Globits! I loves a bit of bonkin'! BERRRRRRRRRK! FEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE!
by Pete the Boss August 19, 2004
 
7.
The sound made by a dog who has just had the shit kicked, or scared out of it.
*bark* *bark* *bark* "Shut up!" *bark* *bark* *bark* " I'm going to punt you!!!!" *bark* *bark* *bark* *BERK*
by fatassmatt November 24, 2009