Top Definition
TVJ
The person who is in charge of controlling the TV remote, in a social environment where there is a TV. This person is responsible for selecting entertaining channels on TV mainly for good music, but can also include comedy, porn etc.

The TVJ must have a knowledge of good taste channel choice and able to skip advertisements timely.
Pass the remote, i am the TVJ today. Fuck off.

New TVJ please this guy doesn't know how to change channels.

TVJ Muckatroll on the Sky Box tonight. Drink up everyone!
by TVJ Muckatroll September 21, 2010

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