TV

"TV" stands for "Taylor's version", which is used to differentiate re-recorded versions of Taylor Swift's albums due to problems with her previous label.

- Did you listen to "All too well 10 minutes version"?
- Of course, if it's on Red TV"

by moontv January 5, 2022

TV

Basically something that is hanging around your house that is obsolete. Everybody is on the internet, going to games, or playing video games.

TV back then: Stuff like the Simpsons that could be watched by the whole family.
TV now: CSI reruns, movies that are played, 1500 times, mindless reality shows, stupid documentaries, spongebob, wrestling, hannah montana, NASCAR, annoying shopping channels, and letting you nearly have your tits hang out.

by Lil Duff 2008 December 6, 2008

TV

Time Vortex - so called because the TV sucks one's time away.

We all sat down in front of the TV and one could almost feel a breeze as time sped by.

by Adel7 January 8, 2008

TV

who the fuck said that money was the root of all evil it clearly is NOT, TV is the root of all evil. well known fact.

that fooking tv caused me a divorce cos my husband kept yelling shudup even when crap came on it!

by TV sucks February 19, 2005

TV

Short for "time vacumn", because a television —and any other devise with a screen, such as computers, portable video games, cell phones, etc.— tend to suck your time away without you noticing.

"Sorry I'm late for our wedding, honey. I sat down in front of the TV and didn't see the time pass".

"But Larry ... you don't HAVE a TV!"

"Oh, yeah. I meant my digital camera. I was taking pictures of my penis to get you hot for our honeymoon, and I couldn't stop retouching myself"

by wordbird June 29, 2006

TV

What idiots watch if they have nothing better to do, or just don't care and are lazy. Commonly known for having nothing interesting on. If you want good viewing, go on YouTube or something. Just don't get your brains sucked out by this garbage.

Guy 1: Hey, we're gonna go to an awesome party tonight. You in?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching TV.

Guy 1: Fine then, whatever.

-LATER-

Guy 2: Durrrr.... durrrr... durrr.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Ghizza Gazza August 14, 2008

TV

The object that has divorced couples and families for centuries.
Tv is Satan’s hand-made object

Don’t buy a tv

Timothy is watching tv
Mother: GIMME THAT REMOTE

Father: NO ME
Sister: ME
Timothy: AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH

by u wish u were me :) October 24, 2023