9 definitions by u wish u were me :)
The two special words that would put girls on the trigger. They’ll make you suck them making you realise that you are an asshole in every way and that you don’t deserve them.
Girl: *Moans*
Boy: Come suck me bitch
Girl: I will if you give me your life savings
Boy: But…
Girl: Ok fine pussy come suck me instead
Boy: *Thinks he is lucky*
Boy: Come suck me bitch
Girl: I will if you give me your life savings
Boy: But…
Girl: Ok fine pussy come suck me instead
Boy: *Thinks he is lucky*
by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023
by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023
The word that is actually useful to offend doofuses who think they are better than you but are actually CRINGE AS FUCK.
Timmy: Hey mother fucker
George: Fuck off you asshole
Timmy: Make me
George: If you don’t shut the fuck up you have to fuck with me in the car
Timmy: Stop being gay as fuck George the fucking LGBT thing has hypnotised your fucked up mind
George: Ok go then you are gay as fuck too you know
Timmy: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!
George: Fuck off you asshole
Timmy: Make me
George: If you don’t shut the fuck up you have to fuck with me in the car
Timmy: Stop being gay as fuck George the fucking LGBT thing has hypnotised your fucked up mind
George: Ok go then you are gay as fuck too you know
Timmy: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!
by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023
1. Arch nemesis of Japan
2. The country that makes everything (soon they’ll be making our fucking air)
3. Very Asian people
4. Xi Jinping’s disciples
5. SHING SHONG SHING LAND.
2. The country that makes everything (soon they’ll be making our fucking air)
3. Very Asian people
4. Xi Jinping’s disciples
5. SHING SHONG SHING LAND.
Guy from China: Let’s go to Japan
China President: You are going to prison for a long time buddy you said a forbidden word
Guy from China: * demands a fight*
*sumo wrestling fight begins ( I know it from Japan, I’m lazy)
China President: You are going to prison for a long time buddy you said a forbidden word
Guy from China: * demands a fight*
*sumo wrestling fight begins ( I know it from Japan, I’m lazy)
by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023
The deadest singer ever but still you download his damn Spotify playlist anyway.
If you read this get rickrolled mf
If you read this get rickrolled mf
Jinji: Wanna play Rick Astley
Jinju: Sure
*Never gonna give you up plays*
Jinji: Get rickrolled bitch
Jinju: I hate my life
Jinju: Sure
*Never gonna give you up plays*
Jinji: Get rickrolled bitch
Jinju: I hate my life
by u wish u were me :) October 25, 2023
One who you’d be willing suck ur dick with. They love ur penis and want to moan while you kiss their neck.
by u wish u were me :) October 21, 2023
1. When a moron realises his stupidity and can’t do anything about it
2. When you generally don’t give a fuck about something
2. When you generally don’t give a fuck about something
by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023