wordbird's definitions

sphincter-blink

The natural reaction of your sphincter to contact suddenly and violently when you are embarrassed by something or —especially— FOR someone else.

"Did you see that TV show with the juggler who was performing for the Queen? Wow, I sure did have a sphincter-blink when he dropped all those balls!"

by wordbird June 29, 2006

slug bites

Tender —and very tiny— kisses or nibbling, using the very outside part of the lips to "bite", and gently tug the skin of your loved one (or anonymous sexual partner).

"Man, it was hot ... first we kissed normally, and then she gave me slug bites on my inner thighs. I was seriously boned".

by wordbird June 29, 2006

fag-out

To act in a homosexual manner when one's (supposed) sexuality is heterosexual. Not quite the same meaning as to "turn gay", but almost.

Dude A: "Dude, what's the deal? I wake up and find you sleeping in my bed! Why don't you sleep in your own? I hope you're not startin' to fag-out on me!"

Dude B: "Don't worry about it, man. It'll only happen once-in-awhile —usually after I suck your cock, like I did last night. And thanks for being cool enough to pretend to be asleep!"

by wordbird July 2, 2006

E Chuta

"E chuta!" is an untranslatably rude Huttese expression used on C3PO by another protocol droid in "The Empire Strikes Back," shortly before the luckless golden robot is blasted apart by stormtroopers. In context, it appears to be the rough equivalent of "fuck/piss/sod off."

"Can't we put away our blasters and negotiate calmly?"
"E chuta!"

by WordBird September 24, 2005

TV

Short for "time vacumn", because a television —and any other devise with a screen, such as computers, portable video games, cell phones, etc.— tend to suck your time away without you noticing.

"Sorry I'm late for our wedding, honey. I sat down in front of the TV and didn't see the time pass".

"But Larry ... you don't HAVE a TV!"

"Oh, yeah. I meant my digital camera. I was taking pictures of my penis to get you hot for our honeymoon, and I couldn't stop retouching myself"

by wordbird June 29, 2006

imacracy

A government which tries to have the image of being a democracy, but isn't.

Svetlana:
Jeepers, Boris, every journalist who writes an article criticizing our president seems to get knocked-off, put into an insane assylum or simply disappears from the face of the earth!

Boris:
Well, what do you expect, Svety? Our president wants the world to think that his not-so-hidden dictatorship is really a democracy . . .

Svetlana: Hmmff ! Everyone knows that our so-called "freedoms" here are just a sham! He's just putting on a good show . . .

Boris:
That's right.... We live in an imacracy. Remember in the old days when everyone voted imacratically?

Svetlana:
Yeah .. for the ONLY candidate!

Both:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ah, the simpler days ...

Boris: But you know, Svety, we shouldn't worry too much about these journalists being killed. Afterall, in other countries ---with *real* democracies--- dead people show-up on the voter registration rolls all the time!

Both:
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

...............................

by wordbird August 25, 2007

fabulous faggot backhand-snap

A way to snap the fingers where, at the beginning of the snap, your hand is directly in front of you and, by the end of the snap, your hand has been swung (or 'waved') toward the outside. (For example, the right hand is swung toward the right). The swing and snap are simultaneous.

Sometimes (usually?) done the the other hand placed on the hip. This snap is done particularly well by gay people. Thus the name. NOTE: not usually a snap used to accompany music but rather, to emphasize a point.

"Girl! Just LOOK at this apartment! You couldn't even clean it was a tactical nuclear weapon! You're gonna need a genie to just (fabulous faggot backhand-snap, here) snap his fingers, to clean this mess!"

by wordbird June 29, 2006