Twink I’d Like To Peg.
A TILP is a twink (a young, attractive, slim, gay man) who you would like to engage in sexual intercourse with, specifically pegging (the sexual practice where a woman performs anal sex with a man, usually using a strap-on or dildo).
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'