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Twat Id Like to Punch, someone who is constantly a nuisance who deserves a punch, possibly to prevent any further nuisances.
he is such a TILP, any more shit from him and i will
TILP by theoneandonlytilp March 5, 2010
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a ginger from tennessee who is good friends with a celebrity. She often gets with guys while her boy friend is away in the military.
That chick is such a tilp, look at her getting with all those dudes behind her boy friend's back.
tilp by codybret May 4, 2009
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Twink I’d Like To Peg.
A TILP is a twink (a young, attractive, slim, gay man) who you would like to engage in sexual intercourse with, specifically pegging (the sexual practice where a woman performs anal sex with a man, usually using a strap-on or dildo).
“Wow check out that TILP over there!”
“Woah.. total TILP”
TILP by 529perla June 5, 2021
My girlfriend is tilping right now but i need to get up.
Tilp by Tilp September 7, 2021
Tilpa is the best place. it is the place you would want to go for a holiday to meet the best people that Australia has to offer
person 1: i am going to till tilpa in the hols
person 2: you lucky bastard, that place is holy
person 1: fuck yeah
tilpa by fucken legend thuballs September 16, 2019
Tilpa is the best place. it is the place you would want to go for a holiday to meet the best people that Australia has to offer
person 1: i am going to till tilpa in the hols
person 2: you lucky bastard, that place is holy
person 1: fuck yeah
tilpa by fucken legend thuballs September 16, 2019
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