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1. pegging
anal sex reveresed. instead of the man sticking his penis up the womans butt, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans butt.
charles: are you sure jean? you probably won't feel anything.
jean: i don't care charles. i'll do anything for you.
(jean proceeds to peg charles, when all of a sudden, dave comes in the room)
dave: hey charles, do you wanna see eraser - oh, jesus fucking christ!
(kim enters)
kim: fuck! they're at it again!
dave: what the hell? is jean wearing a...strap-on?
charles: do you guys ever knock?!
by dawntodusk Dec 23, 2004 share this
2. pegging
When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.
1.
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"

Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"

2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"

3. pegging
The act of forcefully throwing something at a person, where the projectile makes a solid connection.
"Oh dude, I totally pegged that kid in the nose with my softball, it was hilarious!"
by anon Oct 8, 2004 share this
4. pegging
The festival, gathering or party act of stealthily attaching clothes pegs to someone without them noticing, preferably in as obvious a place to other people as possible, or as hard a place to peg without the causing the target to notice (underarms, crotch, ears).

Pegging can also be done to good effect when the target is the center of attention and much more aware of themselves such as when talking on stage.

"The rules of pegging are as follows

To peg: placing a peg in a humorous place on another players body without them noticing

Antipeg: to remove a peg placed by another player from a third player without them noticing

Combination peg: multiple pegs attached in sequence i.e along the bottom of someones jeans or in a row along the bottom of a jacket

Fake pegging: no peg required. fake pegging the act of feigning pegging. the emphasis is firmly placed on being caught in the act by the potential peggee with the intention of leaving them searching for a peg about their person when in actual fact, no peg exists.

Isolated pegging: where you anticipate the movement of a player and hold the peg dead still until they come into contact with it, when you release and peg...... sillyness.... good for random passers by.

Counter peg: someone pegs you but you pretent not to notice and as soon as they turn away, you remove the peg and place it on them in the same location.

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5. pegging
nailing someone with a ball
aw man you were just pegging him with that dodgeball
by The Man! Sep 9, 2005 share this
6. pegging
the act of waiting outside of a store and ask some random people(mostly hobos) to buy u something you are not old enough to buy exp-liqur,cigs,blunts
dude i got stoped pegging at the corner store
7. pegging
the act of insertative intercourse of an amputees limb
he was busy pegging her last night with his arm
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