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A contraction of "This Is Fucked Mate". Generally used to describe an impossible situation created by one's superiors at work that the peons have to deal with.
Worker 1: "The boss wants that container emptied by this arvo".

Worker 2: "But he sent all the staff out and I'm here by myself!"

Worker 1: "TIFM"
by Stealthmodeon May 02, 2011

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