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Homework done to make students want to kill themselves. Involved with books and quotes. Given by a certain teacher thats last name rhymes with maze.(or mayes)
"Wow, you have 500 t-notes to do tonight? I hope you don't kill yourself again."

"Knowing he only had 367 more chapters to go for his t-notes, Bill the lizard was very excited.."
T-Notes by Kayla x456 February 27, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
the contraction form of "no does not."
"Counter-argument to your yesn't; noesn't. Now shut up."
noesn't by dysphoriaaa August 16, 2018
Related Words
T-Notes noesn't nones't've t.s T.T T-Series T T.O.D.D. T.V t-bags
The opposite of No. So:Yes
Guy1:"Are you ok?"
Guy2:*Hits Blut* "Noesn't"
Noesn't by Iz it me September 24, 2018

nones't've 

A fancier way to say none.
Guy 1: yo ain't nones't've y'all best'nt've taken't my lasagne.

Guy 2: yo what the fuck

Guy 3: Sorry I ate it

Guy 2: ???
nones't've by Bing bomb bop November 30, 2019

Nones't've 

A much better way to say none
Guy 1: ay yo bruvs, aint nones't've y'all best'nt've |-taken't've| my lasagne.

Guy 2: yo what the fuck

Guy 3: sorry I ate it.
Nones't've by Bing bomb bop November 30, 2019

A Note Don't Come Easy

*Contains Spoilers*

Extremely long and complicated story on the Green Day fansite geekstinkbreath.net. Read by aproximatly half of the GSB population, A Note Don't Come Easy incoperates songs from many difernet artists into a clever and appealing story.
It is written by billie_joe_fit
The story follows the life of a character named Steph (or Stef), whith a difficult home life, who runs away to enter a competion to meet Green Day. She ends up meeting the band and romance blossoms between our hero Steph and Bilie Joe Armstrong. Steph still goes ahead with the competion, sparking a feud between another competitor, Jimmy. The readers learn that Steph has been self harming for years and attempts to kill herself after a fight with Billie Joe.The theame of terrorism is woven into this fanfic when Billie is almost killed in a bombing. Steph is then forced to visit Billie Joe's family home, pretending she is the girlfriend of bandmate Tre Cool.
The story contains perhaps the most tragic final chapter in the history of fan fiction. A second terrorist attack claims the life of pregnant Steph, hours before Billie Joe is due to explain to his wife that he would rather be with Steph.

Although stories where Billie Joe is with anyone other than his wife of twelve years, have recieved critism on GSB in the past, this story is the exception. Far from the typical teenie 'I LyK mET BiLlIe aNd hE LuVz mE', A Note Don't Come Easy often exceeded ten pages of comments per chapter and recieved over forty straight ten votes.

A must read for any GSBian or Green Day fan, with a couple of hours to spare
I cried at the end of A Note Don't Come Easy

Couldn't play a Note to save their strote 

When someone can't play an instrument, then starts jamming random notes and they sound terrible
Wow this guy couldn't play a Note to save their strote
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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