Szarmack Share definition Flag v. to butcher a story beyond comprehension, adding extra characters, excluding the protagonist and/or making up entire conversations He was trying to me about this time he blew up a mailbox, but Szarmacked the story into oblivion. Szarmack by BaneWAShere June 29, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Szarmack mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch