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Switkowski 

A small but exceedingly smelly shit which somehow manages to get smeared liberally down the side of the bowl, on the toilet seat, on the floor and out into the hallway.

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We lost our bond because someone dropped a Switkowski and we had to burn the house down.
Switkowski by Mucus Van Merkin January 17, 2007
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sirkowski 

Sirkowski is a manga and hentai artist. Even his normal manga feature ecchi. He is the creator of Miss. Dynamite and an artist at Startship Titus and Mobile Armor Division. The creator of Blacka and Eva Sirkowski. (missdynamite.com) (starshiptitus.com) (sirkowksi.com) (mobilearmordivision.com) (sirkowski.deviantart.com)
Sirkowski is the greatest anime and hentai artist ever.
sirkowski by Sixtem February 5, 2005

Ryan Sitkowski 

Ryan Sitkowski is the lead guitarist for gothic metal band Motionless in White. He writes rap beats in his spare time and has a YouTube channel featuring videos of him punching food.
Ryan Sitkowski is my favorite guitarist!
Ryan Sitkowski by BandAddict77 August 23, 2016

shitowski 

An exclamation. Like the word "shit" but just a tad bit cleaner and more amusing to say.

Sheh-towe-skee
*hits thumb with hammer* Shitowski!"

"Shitowski, I forgot my homework."
shitowski by ilikeyourshoes April 30, 2005

witkowski 

Witkowski means that the one girl in class is an emotional piece of trash.
Addie is a weird witkowski
witkowski by Addie witt November 9, 2017

Ryan Sitkowski 

Lead guitarist for the band Motionless In White. Sexiest mf alive. An absolute himbo. Made a girl drive 4 hours to break up with her. Drank the other guitarists piss once. Likes big boobs
Maddy: Ryan Sitkowski is so hot!
Nicole: I know he is my boyfriend.
Maddy: NO MINE!!
Kiki: Tj Bell is my boyfriend.

Swonkowski 

The big and friendly "Beast" of Swonkowski needs many cuddels and a lovely little friend to feel Home.
You are a real Swonkowski!
Swonkowski by Teamolia August 27, 2021
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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