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smirlfriend 

a term used in the slums of long island... specifically east northport... where when a girl pretends as if she did not hear the word GIRLFRIEND.
CASE ONE:
obbsessive weirdo guy: will u be my girlfriend?
kim: did u say smirlfriend?

CASE TWO:
MAJOR HOTTIE: idno im kind of still with my girlfriend, but i dont know if i still have feelings for her anymore since i met you.
ash: smirlfriend?
smirlfriend by kim =) March 3, 2008
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Twirlfriend

A girlfriend that is found through twitter.
My twirlfriend and I are going to the movies.

I just re-tweeted my twirlfriend's tweet.
Twirlfriend by twaster October 13, 2009

wirlfriend 

My soon to be fiance but have not asked me to marry as yet- as my divorce has not come through yet
Dublin saying - "I'm still waiting for my divorce to be legalised and my wirlfriend isn't happy as she wants a ring on her finger"
wirlfriend by Killeeza December 3, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026