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shelationship 

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"
shelationship by MC A.G. August 6, 2010

selationship 

A secret relationship involving desire that the two involved do not want to reveal.
Ali is in a selationship with Sam

Sexlationship 

A relationship based solely on sex, casual hooking up, and booty calls with no strings attached or seriousness.
You are so in a sexlationship with Kenny. All you do with him is have sex with no conversation, hanging out, or dates.

Smellzations 

An intense odor, mostly absolutely wonderful, that is too awesome to describe. Can also be used to describe something so foul you can't even explain how nasty it is.
The cookies my mother had made released some awesome smellzations into the air.

When that kid fell into the lake, the smellzations made me want to puke my lungs out.

Spellation 

Whats the spellation of that word?
Spellation by SHiTTy MiCK April 16, 2007

Shelationship 

When you're husband being a dick you're shelationship keeps you strong.
Shelationship by Fire Mama June 28, 2018