Famous for their meaty balls, which they like to bring out for any guests on whatever occaision. Swedes are of a different genus as the rest of europe, which often lands them classified as "Animals" rather than human, a stereotype that is primarily caused by their massive drinking habits, with an ability to down unsurpassed amounts of hard liquor.
Swedes are often offered as a scapegoat for many of the worlds foremost issues, such as the sinking of the Vasa.
Swedes are fat, many are queer, oafs that live their lives looking forward to the Gay Pride festival in July in Stockholm.
Identifying a Swede
- Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes
- An unnatural sense of jealousy towards Norway
- Smell of alcohol on their breath
- Stench of failure
Swedes are often offered as a scapegoat for many of the worlds foremost issues, such as the sinking of the Vasa.
Swedes are fat, many are queer, oafs that live their lives looking forward to the Gay Pride festival in July in Stockholm.
Identifying a Swede
- Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes
- An unnatural sense of jealousy towards Norway
- Smell of alcohol on their breath
- Stench of failure
by Pedro Palaguchi July 21, 2008
by emotard May 25, 2009
The summarized recreation of popular pop-culture films using limited budgets and a camcorder. The process is called sweding. Upon completion the film has been Sweded.
Origins: In the Michel Gondry film BE KIND REWIND, the character Jerry accidentally erases the videotapes at Mos Def's rental store, and the pair remake all the movies themselves. These versions become popular with customers, who are told they take longer to arrive and cost more because they come from Sweden. Hence, the films are referred to as 'Sweded'.
Origins: In the Michel Gondry film BE KIND REWIND, the character Jerry accidentally erases the videotapes at Mos Def's rental store, and the pair remake all the movies themselves. These versions become popular with customers, who are told they take longer to arrive and cost more because they come from Sweden. Hence, the films are referred to as 'Sweded'.
by Annastacia March 16, 2008
In the most potentially funny film of 2008 ‘Be Kind, Rewind‘, Jack Black and Mos Def must re-record classic movies to replace broken VHS tapes. The process is described in the film as sweding, or “re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.”
by Morten Folkvord February 15, 2008
by ikke meg hvertfall December 2, 2002
by jahmai February 22, 2008
Swedes are a Germanic ethnic group native to Sweden. They mostly inhabit Sweden and the other Nordic countries. The English term Swede has been attested in English since the late 16th century and is of Middle Dutch or Middle Low German origin.
by Prkl February 4, 2017