A wog with a shitty riced up car like an Excel with a drift wing or a GX Imprezza with a WRX bonnet.
Look at that fuckin' swede with his STi shopping trolley. I bet he lives in Sydney
by drew christx May 5, 2005
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A big nosed hulking kinda guy that is terribble at math and resembles a cop!
Hey Swede, stop looking like a cop or we're gonna get our asses beat!
-stop crying .......fuckin'swede
by Guy March 24, 2005
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Based of the movie Be Kind, Rewind, it's to completely make something out of scratch out of thing you thing after losing something you like or need.
"Hey, did you get that paper Professor Dickweed gave out?"
"Fuck, no. Gimme yours, I'll have to do some sweding."

by Justin Poon March 1, 2008
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Look at that Swede, he stole my fathers potatoes.
by Duderino Dude January 14, 2008
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A commonly random sent message by iphones this could be a word used for something that you were trying to describe as sweet, or maybe even Swedish, but never the less this means you need a new iphone immediately and you should contact your phone company as soon as possible.
Man kevin that picture is really swedes but i think my ihpone might be haunted
by Mr. S-Powers September 29, 2010
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A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
by 00NKB6211289 March 9, 2016
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An adult film star that has a hot body, though it may be surgically enhanced. Her face could use some work though.
Man, I was jerkin it for so long last night, but once I saw that vid with Puma Swede, I blew my load instantly!
by Al Frankenstein August 27, 2008
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