Swamp Face

Generally used to discribe a female. A swamp face is someone that has a face not even a mother could love. this cannot describe someone with just acne or a unibrow it has to refer to many problems and/or blemishes. if you can't look at this person's face without laughing or vomiting you've met a Swamp Face.

Wow that bitch is a swamp face. Look, every one in the room is puking.

Swamp Face by Casey114 June 14, 2007

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million dollar body but a food stamp face

A girl who looks GREAT from behind (onion butt) but (fugly) when she turns around.

That's a damn shame. Ole girl has a million dollar body but a food stamp face.

million dollar body but a food stamp face by duh-man June 11, 2006

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Face Swap

When two people cut the skin of their face off, trade faces, and jizz on eachother's head so that the face will stick.

"Hey man I'm bored"
"Wanna face swap?"
"Sure, where's your exacto knife?"

Face Swap by crazymanwithdrumsticks January 27, 2010

swampface

Swampface is someone who’s facial hair grows in like patchy sea moss.

Damn did you see Wilfong the swampface needs to be attended to.

swampface by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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