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the Švarc 

The Švarc is the only one in the world. He is the most known person. There can be more people named Švarc but The Švarc is only one and the others are just fake.

There is no one better than him. He is the only person Chuck Norris is scared of. Every kid wants to be Superman. Superman wants to be like Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris wants to be like The Švarc.
P1:Hey, yesterday I saw The Švarc.
P2:Oh, do you mean The Švarc? Like the The Švarc?
P1: Of course I mean the The Švarc.
P2: Wow, you are so lucky. I would get a heart attack if I meet him.
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Counter Sarcasm 

Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.
Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)

LOL
Counter Sarcasm by LeoNidas April 3, 2013

sarcasmoff 

When two or more people get into a heated debate that involves biting sarcasm and sarcastic banter. It can either be confrontational or demonstrate great physical attraction an be a prelude to a romantic relationship
Jeanette and Roderick were quietly attracted to one another and spoke sarcastically to each other frequently. On one occasion, it got so heated that it became a sarcasmoff
sarcasmoff by intothefray May 11, 2018

sarcastic clap 

A clap that is done to belittle and make fun of someone.
Usually done very slowly; 1 second or more between each clap.
Guy 1: Hey what did Mr. Peach do when you read your essay in front of the class?

Guy 2: He started sarcastic clapping, that asshole.
sarcastic clap by ThisFoo December 30, 2010

Sarcasm Man 

A superhero that tends to appear when not formally summoned to the scene. His superpower? I don't think you can figure it out...*sarcasm*

He can be dismissed with a sarcastic counter-attack, such as acknowledging his presence.
Thanks Sarcasm Man! I don't remember calling for you, but I'm *so* glad you showed up.
Sarcasm Man by Deseejay December 8, 2010

sarcastic font

A phrase that indicates that you have made or will make a point using sarcasm.
"He said all of Europe was collapsing and the Euro would be gone tomorrow, so in my sarcastic font I told him to call CNN and let them know right away."

"Dang, I missed Rush Limbaugh today, so now who am I going to get all my opinions from?" she said using her sarcastic font.
sarcastic font by h20kj May 6, 2010