smerking

Crying whilst Masturbating

I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me

by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013

shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

superkings

Brand of extra large cigarette.

"20 superkings please"

by oracle March 12, 2004

Smerkin

Means to tell a person whats up or what they are doing.

Max: Whats Smerkin, Ho?
Adrian: Nothing Mouthafucka.
Another Example
Max: What Are You Niggas Smerkin On?
Adrian: Nothing.

by Skinnyskins July 5, 2009

superking

great in all aspects. A person that hiddes alot from those who think that know him best

"So i went to the store today and i looked at my shopping list and i saw i ad nothing on the list and then i realized that i wasnt at the store i was playing donkey konga and DDR at the same time!"(sucks in DDR .....for now!)

by yyh January 9, 2005

sumenkin

A person who stands outside your window at night and waits until your undressing and then he/she...

man last night i got sumenkined by my brother, completely came up on my...didnt even know.....

by Sominkinkin? July 27, 2006

superkink

An EXTREME kink.

Like, a kink that gets someone moaning and orgasming louder than they ever have when it’s activated. They’ll be crying and begging for you not to stop because the kink just feels so goddamn good.

Yeah, Sheila’s really easy to deal with ‘cuz of that superkink. If we ever have an argument, I just spank her real hard and she’s worshipping me endlessly. Man, I love her.

by PBJelly6 April 25, 2024