jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

shmerkin ur' gerkin by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

superkings

Brand of extra large cigarette.

"20 superkings please"

superkings by oracle March 12, 2004

Smerkin

Means to tell a person whats up or what they are doing.

Max: Whats Smerkin, Ho?
Adrian: Nothing Mouthafucka.
Another Example
Max: What Are You Niggas Smerkin On?
Adrian: Nothing.

Smerkin by Skinnyskins July 5, 2009

superking

great in all aspects. A person that hiddes alot from those who think that know him best

"So i went to the store today and i looked at my shopping list and i saw i ad nothing on the list and then i realized that i wasnt at the store i was playing donkey konga and DDR at the same time!"(sucks in DDR .....for now!)

superking by yyh January 9, 2005

sumenkin

A person who stands outside your window at night and waits until your undressing and then he/she...

man last night i got sumenkined by my brother, completely came up on my...didnt even know.....

sumenkin by Sominkinkin? July 27, 2006

superkink

An EXTREME kink.

Like, a kink that gets someone moaning and orgasming louder than they ever have when it’s activated. They’ll be crying and begging for you not to stop because the kink just feels so goddamn good.

Yeah, Sheila’s really easy to deal with ‘cuz of that superkink. If we ever have an argument, I just spank her real hard and she’s worshipping me endlessly. Man, I love her.

superkink by PBJelly6 April 25, 2024

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026