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dr suess dat ass 

I will Dr. Suess dat ass. I will slap you here, I will slap you there, I will slap you anywhere!

Dr. Suess 

Someone's attempt at spelling the famous author's name, Dr. Seuss.
IM:
Jacklnte: Hey, you like Dr. Suess?
Meghed: No, but I do love Dr. Seuss.
Dr. Suess by Kwalazin September 6, 2009

dr suess 

Dr Suess is...
an american man
who writes books with one hand
and can make anything
ryhme with a ting!
the cat in the hat, green eggs and ham, both of which by dr suess

Dr Suess 

All these rappers trying to look good, and Dr Suess is over there going, "Bitch please".
Dr Suess by Sweeyo December 20, 2015

Shut Up Dr. Suess 

A response to someone who rhymes unintentionally while speaking.
Example:
"Is that what she said? I can't remember it off of the top of my head."

"Shut Up Dr. Suess!"
Shut Up Dr. Suess by Law1488 July 13, 2009

Dr. Suess 

What society thinks he was: A beloved children's author

What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.
Here's to Dr. Suess: An author, and a sociopath.
Dr. Suess by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021