Sub-Monkey 

Noun: Sub-Monkey

Derogatory term - Someone with a lower evolutionary status and mental capacity than a monkey.

Commonly used within the sentence "you knuckle dragging sub-monkey".

Sub-Monkey by Drew Smith1 February 17, 2009

Sub-monkey brained 

An individual who has less intelligence than an animal and acts like it.

That Sub-Monkey brained person did crack then started screaming at walls for eight hours.

Sub-monkey brained by Aknownmouse August 31, 2025

Sunmonkey 

The minute that the sun appears, Sunmonkeys put on their shorts, parade around in sunglasses and try their very best to get a tan. They are usually the first ones to get sunburn.

Similar to a 'sun worshipper'.

"It's so sunny! Quick, hand me the sun cream!"
"OMG, you're such a Sunmonkey"

Sunmonkey by Sunmonkey T May 11, 2008

susmonkeys 

when two little monkeys are being sus together.

why are these two boys dry humping each other, they are such susmonkeys

susmonkeys by Cr1tical76 July 19, 2022