Stripperness 

The physical zuitability of a person to be a stripper. Mainly refers to preparation and the devotion to being in peak stripping form.

After a spray tan and a morning at the nail salon, Michelle had a high degree of stripperness.

Stripperness by choppascott July 22, 2011

strippernese 

Strippernese is the secret code language that strippers use to communicate random thoughts or clues of the next person and or sucker to take advantage of. The words yes or no disappear from their vocabulary as the words potentially, maybe, and possibly become fluent.

I was confused by her strippernese that she actually liked me.

Sweetie sat down and had a short conversation in strippernese with Honey about the people that just came in and their potential for mindfucking them.

strippernese by Queef Queen May 4, 2014