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strangle your cat 

the act of strangling and killing some good pussy (not literally)
“Hey girl, let me strangle your cat
strangle your cat by apricotes February 20, 2018

strangercat

any cat found in or around your house that does not belong to you. can be on stoop or lying under your car. should be scared away. will make your own cats jealous.
Hannah came home to see a strangercat on her dad's car and it made Walter jealous because he can't go outside.
strangercat by spiderfrommars June 28, 2009

catan strangle

When you use game pieces to strangle a player in Settlers of Catan who repeatedly makes dick-moves and sassy in-game remarks.
If you don’t shut the fuck up I will come over there and catan strangle you until you stop breathing!
catan strangle by carobthomp September 24, 2018
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026