Stoned Crow 

A random ass person who looks up definitions in urban dictionary and sprouts them in team chats.

Stoned Crow just posted the urban dictionary definition of turdburger in the team chat!
Yeah I know, he's so random.

Stoned Crow by Tailz93 August 7, 2011

stone the crow 

finally found the damn definition:
it is an expression referring to an outlandish event (per perspective).

Acceptable uses:
"I can't believe that ol Rock bought a new Cadillac - might as well stone the crow."

"Ol Rock said 'fuck off' to his boss and up and quit... can't say I'd ever stone that crow."

"A bout of deep depression.
Can't seem to move it forward.
My lying eyes lie awake.
Not sure what I am after.
I never died before.
Can't help what happened yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
Flip through endless stories.
A life of hand-written pain.
No one can share this hurt that is mine, mine, mine.
I never died before.
Can't be what happened yesterday.
I shouldn't stone the crow, no.
Ride on!
Same old city, same old tale.
No matter how I try,
No matter what I say,
I'm blamed, I'm shamed,
I'm judged unfairly.
So now I've died before.
It feels as bad as yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
You too have died before.
I fought as hard as yesterday
I never stoned the crow, stoned the crow, no, no.
-Down, "Stone the Crow", from NOLA"

stone the crow by hargalaten March 17, 2004

stone the crow 

the crow shows up to eat the dead. to stone the crow is to refuse to die

my wife left me and took the kids, i was fired from my job of sixteen years, and my rent is 2 months behind but I wont stone the crow

stone the crow by Pierre Eversham May 14, 2016

stone the crow 

Stone the crow(s): an exclamation of surprise and/or annoyance, similar to "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" or "If that don't take the cake!" British. Famously said by Jim Broadbent upon winning Best Supporting Actor at the 74th Academy Awards. See OED under "stone" and "crow" for more. Also, phrases.org.uk .

‘Stone the crows!’ stormed Stanley.

Stone the crows, what's up, mate? Has Australia got the blues?

Cor stone the crows, he thought, this could go on till Christmas.

stone the crow by Artekka December 23, 2010

Stone the Crow 

To lash out at the evidence of your deathly state.

“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”

The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”

Stone the Crow by DRUsky September 11, 2023

stone the crows 

An old English expression, even perhaps dating back to anglo-saxon times. Used commonly in situations where an inconvience has occurred to one's self or others. Also an be used as a expletive when harm has fallen upon you. Bloody can be inserted into the phrase to further emphasise the inconvience/annoyance/pain.

"stone the crows, I've just run over the pope"

"stone the bloody crows, the pope's dead"

stone the crows by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

Stone the Crows 

Shock, surprise, Awe

Stone the crows where did you come from. Or Stone the crows the plane crashed

Stone the Crows by Byron February 7, 2004