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A "Steven" occurs when an individual becomes overly frustrated over a certain situation, in particular pertaining to relationship issues, and throws his/her cellular device into a nearby edifice, thus resulting in the device's disintegration. Failure to completely disintegrate the device, or if the relationship's problem is resolved prior to the impact (either mid-flight or leaving the limb used to propel the device), the is null and voided for a minimum of fifteen years, depending on factors like race, gender, or marital status.
"My gf was totally making out with this other guy when I walked in that party last night, and I got so angry I pulled my BB pearl out of my pocket and stevened it."

B: Wow, look at all these little plastic peices by the wall there, what happened?
G: This looks like a camera component, and here's a broken memory card!
B: Is this a shattered cell phone? I couldn't even tell what it was until I looked at up close-this is really bad.
G: I've seen this before-someone probably stevened it.
B: Oh thats right! It was probably Mike, his dorm is right there and his gf dumped him last night.

by Daniel Braga & Steven Gallo January 08, 2008
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Is a guy that is very outdoorsy, loves to fish, loves to hunt. A fun, loving guy who knows how to have a good time. Blond or light brown curly hair and beautiful blue eyes. County boy from head to toe. Likes to smoke. Wears flannels and boots.
-Did you see that cute guy?
-Yeah, that Steven. Isn't he the best
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The sweetest guy, you'll ever meet. Gentle, but passionate. Willing. He will always be there for you no matter what, if he's sleepy he'll still be there. Once he lays his eyes on you that's it, your his, and you will automatically we drawn to him and his muscles. Stevens have great bodies because of a great mass of sport they do. He likes to watch what you are doing, so do not disappoint or things may turn ugly, a man stronger than most, and grips girls with his big arms, and kisses them until they fall to the ground, stunned. Usually fair haired with big dark eyes, great fashion sense. Stevens tend to me caring characters and try their very best to make you feel special. They think highly of themselves infront if the male population, and could get aggressive. The smile is the best thing going for them though, as his jealousy can take controll
Girl: your smile
Steven: eep
by Meangirl February 13, 2013
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1.Shorter way of saying even stevens
2. Bring some on to zero life points in card game (eg. Magic, Hearthstone etc.)
Guy 1: hey man, you owe me ten dollars

Guy 2: How bout i buy you lunch and call it stevens
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He loves girls names hannah
Steven && Hannah !!!!
by hannahbell September 03, 2008
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n. a person who constantly hangs around another group of people in order to boost his pride up. Thinks that everyone is on good terms with him, but in reality are just weirded out. Common habits include: posting constantly on Myspace bulletins, instant IM'ing people, and freeloading. Usually possesses a deformed head and a lisp. See also: 10. leech
"Here comes the Steven."
"Man that ****ing leech."

A Steven: "hEY guYs!"

"(GET AWAY!)"
by "Mary" had a Little Lamb November 20, 2006
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Steven- A superhero power where the hero has the ability to hold any amount of cum in his stomach. Later to spit it out at his enemies with toxic properties
Steve wishes he could have the superhero power of Steven so he could make more money then his cockgobbler boyfriend
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