Steven is a person that is so small that when he runs on grass it tickles his balls
Person1-your so short

Person2-hes such a steven
by Vato Hola February 27, 2017

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A very funny and attractive guy, he always knows how to treat a girl right. He is a type of kid that can always put a smile on your face usually, sexy ,funny, attractive, hot, and very loyal. Any girl can go right with a kid named Steven because they are very loyal to you and will most likely never break up with you. A Steven is a type of guy that makes other people jealous of his looks and how girls stare at him. He is very compatible with any girl and very nice to anyone he meets. He sometimes gets nervous or shy to talk to a girl he likes but he's not afraid to go after her. All and all he's a very nice guy and let's not forget how big of a dick he has. Most girls find a Steven to be a very funny and attractive kid that she wants to hang out with
Omg who is that kid he is so hot. That has to be a Steven
by jonnie simby January 07, 2017

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A guy with a 7 inch dick that will fuck ur pussy up
Girl: Omg I just had sex with a guy and he fucked me so hard

Friend: His name must be Steven
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1.Shorter way of saying even stevens
2. Bring some on to zero life points in card game (eg. Magic, Hearthstone etc.)
Guy 1: hey man, you owe me ten dollars

Guy 2: How bout i buy you lunch and call it stevens
by Wmgjt October 19, 2016

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Steve is a tall, cool guy who loves beer more than his family. He likes to smoke weed but he is very caring and ambitious. He doesn't have a very outgoing personally but has fun and captures a group with his humor and kindness.
Steven is cool man
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Not to confuse with those athletic tall douchebags named STEPHEN who shouldn't even be on the same level as a guy named STEVEN. Steven is the nicest, sexiest, nerdiest guy who has an amazing accent and can get any girl he wants (especially any girl that Stephen is interested in). He is just suave and sophisticated and well endowed... If you know what I mean.
Which is better, the best quality of Stephen or the worst quality of Steven? Oh! Steven, of course.
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Is a guy that is very outdoorsy, loves to fish, loves to hunt. A fun, loving guy who knows how to have a good time. Blond or light brown curly hair and beautiful blue eyes. County boy from head to toe. Likes to smoke. Wears flannels and boots.
-Did you see that cute guy?
-Yeah, that Steven. Isn't he the best
by Lammal May 04, 2013

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