A woman who by her own choice loves and cares for her husbands child/children. A stepmother is the mother in her household. Gods gift to some children to make up for the loser mothers that gave birth to them.
by shiggity-shiggity-schwha March 3, 2006
by Bobby Blackdick December 16, 2019
lmao i actually thought that all of the male population had incest festishs bc i hit puberty a lil late
friends mom chill
friends mom chill
step mom what are you doing ?!?
by spotlight ah moonlight ah February 26, 2022
Someone who CAN be nice sometimes. But many people hate their step mom's. I actually like mine, she is actually really nice.
Bob: "I hate my step mom. She's a whore."
Me: "I actually like my step mom, she is really nice."
Bob: "Dude, you're a dick."
Me: "I actually like my step mom, she is really nice."
Bob: "Dude, you're a dick."
by The Guy on Main St October 1, 2007
1. The hottest cheerleader in your high school class that your rich old dad just married and moved into your house and you can't stop thinking about boinking.
2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.
2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.
1. "Ted, your mom's really hot! "Shut up Bill!"
2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!
2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!
by The Vampire LOGOS October 11, 2005
by I whould fuck my stepmother June 26, 2021
A step mom is a mom that your dad found on some dating site.A step mom is a creature that will wait until you are in a false sense of security,then start talking to you.After this the step mom will start gently rubbing your thigh then start pressuring you to have sex with her you do it and 9 months later your dad will be asking here whose baby is that.On rare occasion when the step mom wants anal sex she might produce Fucklematter
by big hotdog in bun guy January 4, 2020