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1. The author of the abusive AP World History textbook. Referred to as, "The Double Dark Lord Who Isn't Black Despite What The Name Suggests."
2. On over intelligent man that darkens the door of knowledge with obtuse terminology with a deceptive front golden cover.
As Claire opened her textbook, her heart sank as she had to decipher the Stearns writing
by Dare Braile June 11, 2010

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To come into power unexpectedly.
They Stearnsed the broken car.
by boyongo February 04, 2010
a boy who has a face as bright as an orange and likes to wear very bright clothes
thats as bright as Stearn
by rdotwelsh February 10, 2010