1 definition by Dare Braile

Stearns

1. The author of the abusive AP World History textbook. Referred to as, "The Double Dark Lord Who Isn't Black Despite What The Name Suggests."
2. On over intelligent man that darkens the door of knowledge with obtuse terminology with a deceptive front golden cover.

As Claire opened her textbook, her heart sank as she had to decipher the Stearns writing

by Dare Braile June 12, 2010