Status Tard

A low-life who updates statuses ever 5 minutes, trying to give fellow Facebookers a deep and meaningful status which directly translates to: 'derp, derp. I cannot spell. I also believe using numbers that resemble the sounds of words is more intellectual than spelling words correctly.'

A Status Tard shares their wisdom.

life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.

Status Tard by Turkish Delight. June 19, 2011

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tard status

-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.

'Oh my god, that outfit is tard status'

tard status by bananananamana. November 12, 2007

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Status Tard • tard status • statustar • status • status quo • Status Rape • Status-Bomb • status jacked • status killer • status stalker

statustar

The combination of your status message and avatar on any IM network. A single word is necessary due to the growing commonality of making a political, social or comical statement using the combination of the two.

Your statustar cracks me up! -Correct
Your status message and avatar are very funny indeed. -Incorrect

statustar by Scott Beeson March 3, 2008

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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