Squirtle

1: A nasty fart that squirts in your pants.

2: A poke'mon.

John Smith: Hey dude, I just squirtled.
Jane Doe: DUDE you need to change yerr pants yo.

by LIL NAYA December 2, 2009

squirtling

the act of a male sucking his own cock while a female or male eats his ass/rimjob. When the male cums/ejaculates in his mouth he spits it on the person who is eating him in the face. When the partner is distracted or is eating the sperm the man shouts out "SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE" then leaves. It is preferred if you don't have a belly/gut/or big stomach because you might miss if you choose to jack it without it in your mouth it could get in your eye. This can be or is an alternative to charzardingif you don't have anything to light them. Make sure to wash your mouth and practice sucking your dick to make sure you don't screw up.

I didn't want to pay my hooker so I tricked her into some squirtling.

by jack aniels October 13, 2017

squirtle

To take a leak; to relieve oneself

Gonna take a squirtle

by sero August 22, 2004

squirtle

A wet fart or suprise diarrhea. Will most definately need a fresh pair of undies afterwards.

Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.

by Naomi February 3, 2005

squirtle

another word for a mans penis

Damn, she made my squirtle hard as rock.

by jackass34 December 4, 2009

squirtle

A turtle that squirts water

Look! I found a squirtle!

by Billiam Beaver July 26, 2016

Squirtle

sqwer.tle

Noun, Adj.

1. Noun - A female who is having an explosive, squirting orgasm induced by me.

2. Adj. - The ejaculate itself.

1. Because I boned a squirtle last night, the carpet's still wet.

2. You got a little squirtle on my shirt.

Awww Skeet Skeet!

by C. Dub. January 26, 2007