squirtle-squirtle

A word used to substitute "shut up". This has dervied from men who used to play pokemon, a popular tv-show. They were tired of one of their friends talking and they said "squirtle-squirtle."

"Yo squirtle-squirtle!!!!!!!"

"Yo squirtle-squirtle b***h!!!!!!!!!

by Omar Jones April 4, 2008

squirtling

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.

Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night

by pastramillion November 16, 2018

squirtling

The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.

"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."

by Bojangelz May 19, 2012

Squirtle

A term used to discreetly discuss a female that squirts during orgasm.

Dude, that chick from the bar last night ended up being a straight squirtle...it was awesome!!

by ClownPrncGming October 19, 2018

squirtle

This pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
With a smile on its face.

1:Dude, its squirtle!
2:Shitfuck
1:OWWWW!!, my ass!
squirtle:*smile*

by Teh Epic Lulz May 27, 2010

squirtleing

Attaching a water gun to a turtle and inserting the tip of the water gun into your anus or vagina

Oh man I love squirtleing

by Dididudijsksisiskxixixid November 22, 2016

Squirtle!

It used to be what this turtle pokemon would yell in a hoarse voice when it squirted water out of it's mouth. Now, it what you yell when you shoot your load into a girl, preferably imitating the hoarse, messed up yet triumphant tone of the turtle pokemon as your dick, squirtle-like, shoots it's fire fighting fluid.

girl: Oh Baby, that feels so good, please don't shoot into me!
guy: Squirtle!
girl: Fuck, you are retarded. And now you are going to be a daddy.

by mr. squirter April 15, 2010