Squirrel Balls Share definition Flag When your pants are so tight in the crotch and your balls suck up inside you. My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating. Squirrel Balls by Gerry Larry April 19, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Squirrel Balls mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch