a fart-like noise produced with the mouth mimicking the sound of a vaginal fart.
Don't make that squeef sound again or the teacher will come over here and bust your ass!
by 'dklfj July 02, 2007
when you queef so hard, you shit yourself.
"man, she squeefed in my bed."

"dude, i squeefed the other night."
by t'rex. April 09, 2011
A penis fart
EEEW!, he squeefed in my milkshake
by mathnerd September 15, 2008
a queef that is accompanied by a skeet
uhh, cindy, did you just squeef?
by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007
(originating from the concatenation of sex and queef; comparable to a wet fart)
1. A sex fart; also known as the sound a vagina makes when air is forced inside, but promptly displaced by another object
2. The resulting sound of two solid, lubricated surfaces suctioning away from one another (as in intercourse when sweat covers two opposing body parts and contact between the two has momentarily subsided)

The young girl, already nervous about losing her virginity, panicked when she thought she ruined the experience by passing gas. Her boyfriend, already accustomed to this sort of situation, tried to comfort her by explaining that she squeefed. His efforts were sabotage by abrupt laughter. She cried.
by JRS November 04, 2003
A silent but smelly queef.
My son Nicholas's girlfriend squeefed and he told me it smelled like fish and that our dog Rocco barked from the high pitched sound it made and Bella, our other dog, stuck his nose in there to get a better whif of the squeef.
by SteveAsheighNickNikki August 05, 2011
When sperm comes out of the vagina while queefing. Usually after sex.
Feeling bloated Shirley squeefed after a night of hard pounding.
by CazDev August 05, 2011

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