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Splinter Pussy 

Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women in the early 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped rolling pin. However, these culinary tools were often made of wood and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy.

Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.
Fred was unable to pull out because of the barbs in Selma's splinter pussy.
Splinter Pussy by Jang Huen November 19, 2010
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pussy-splitter 

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck
My sister said she couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked her, because he was hung with a real pussy-splitter.

pussy-splitter by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

pussy splitter

sum1 that is the best fuck, so good they split your pussy, same with buttcracker
"ooo james, your nigger T over there, he is such a pussy splitter"
"well, call me up Yolana"
"well 2 is beta than 1"
"fuck yeah, im in!"
pussy splitter by baybee gurl May 29, 2004
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