Splimished

The act of drinking slowly to the point of incomprehensible speech. Often followed by regretful candor with your friends regarding various topics such as fat chicks and blacking out.

Dude I got so splimished at thanksgiving. Grandma was so upset when I shit my pants and tried to make out with my hot cousin.

Splimished by Pate McBurlhane May 21, 2014

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Splished

It it used to some up the feelings of when you have met someone online and have yet to meet them in person. Where you are either in love/lust/flattered, eager to meet them - all from only online interaction

Girl: Why do you look so happy?

Guy: I've been splished and/or I am splished.

Splished by missfine August 29, 2009

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Splimished • SPLISHED

splished

Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.

Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.

splished by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018

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SPLISHED

SPLISHED - A Very Nice Way Of Saying Getting Really Drunk .I.E. ( Smashed or Pissed )

Daniel - When i get inside this club am going to get really Splished

Lisa - I will get Pissed with you

Adam - I have no more money to get splished

Daniel & Lisa = DAM

SPLISHED by Dacman1000001 December 9, 2008

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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