1 definition by Pate McBurlhane
The act of drinking slowly to the point of incomprehensible speech. Often followed by regretful candor with your friends regarding various topics such as fat chicks and blacking out.
Dude I got so splimished at thanksgiving. Grandma was so upset when I shit my pants and tried to make out with my hot cousin.
by Pate McBurlhane April 9, 2014