Spinsterlicious

Spinsterlicious: adj

o A delicious existence as a happy, unencumbered, unmarried, childfree woman

I live a Spinsterlicious life, no husband, no kids, no headaches!

Spinsterlicious by eleanore w October 18, 2010

spicstermination 

the act of or attempted act of killing degenerate spics in order to clean up ones neighborhood or city.

I plan on doing some spicstermination today, my neighborhood is getting a little overrun.

spicstermination by cardboard to death September 10, 2009

Spinster 

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan

I fear Sarah-Jane is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.

Spinster by Kurteos027 September 3, 2013

Spister 

(Vb.) To spister

An experimental and volatile combination of spanking, fisting and scissoring, derived from the popular childhood game 'rock, paper, scissors.' The act of spistering and interpretation is left as an exercise for the reader.

'Ah, mate, I went off with this bird and spistered her all night long. There was blood everywhere!'

'If you don't stop being such a jerk, I'm gonna spister yo sister.'

Spister by Kinky Jigsaw November 23, 2011

spinster 

Old unmarried woman. Not necessarily a virgin.

Khold's mother.

spinster by DM January 9, 2004

spicternet 

Bad wifi/internet connection; usually in the context of someone of Hispanic/Latin descent.

Esteban: *Cuts out while speaking in a discord VC*
Everyone Else in the Call: "There goes his spicternet again!"

spicternet by mogusbott March 9, 2022

spinster jess 

1)An old, unmarried lady. She usually has 47 cats and loves scaring away little kids that come up to her door on Halloween.

2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.

little girl: oh my goodness, did you hear about that spinster jess that lives down the street!?

little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.

or

Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :]

Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.

spinster jess by jess the spinster March 5, 2008