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(Vb.) To spister

An experimental and volatile combination of spanking, fisting and scissoring, derived from the popular childhood game 'rock, paper, scissors.' The act of spistering and interpretation is left as an exercise for the reader.
'Ah, mate, I went off with this bird and spistered her all night long. There was blood everywhere!'

'If you don't stop being such a jerk, I'm gonna spister yo sister.'
Spister by Kinky Jigsaw November 23, 2011
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Plump Sister 

A woman who has put on a few pounds since the last time that a random 72 year old Uncle will say to Larry, the cousin twice removed, this kind of thing:
Uncle: "Golly! That's Suzanne? She has gotten to be a real Plump Sister since the last time I saw her."
Larry: "Must've been back in the Seventies. Before the kid. Kids. Who knows."

Uncle: "It was May 1979. When they got married...wow she just blimped out!" Larry: "Total butterball. Plump Sister, shame."
Plump Sister by MissPriss9 January 12, 2019

Sister X 

The sister with the most not-relative-siblings in Vietnam.
- Do you know sister X?
- Of course, she's the one with the most siblings in Vietnam.

Big Sisters & Big Brothers 

Organizations that pair young kids with older "brothers" & "sisters". They spend quality time together & it makes up for not having a Mom or Dad. Great for youngsters!
{Big Sisters & Big Brothers are in practically every town & city nationwide.

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister 

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!

sand spitter

All middle eastern people. A derogatory word referring to a ethnicity that has come from or lives in dessert like countries.
It seems like every liquor store in this town is owned by a sand spitter.
sand spitter by Ball333 November 17, 2013