DM's definitions
Take the girl of your choice to any bathroom with a toilet. Getting her to hold on to the toilet bowl start working her hard from behind. just as you are about to get off ram it in deep and hard , while shoving her head into the toilet and flushing..... man what ACTION! for a little more twist do it on a toilet full of shit . but hang on tight guys , its gonna be a rough ride.
by dm February 22, 2005

The absolute best fucking person that ever touched the earth and ever will. Everyone elses purpose on this earth is to help him. All people before him were created to help produce him. He is the epitamy of evolution. After he dies kill yourself becaues there is nothing else worth living for
DM is fucking awesome
by DM November 22, 2003

one of the most innovative and original bands ever. described as the new At The Drive-In by many. They originated in the NW hardcore scene and now have an ever-growing following.
Tom:Sugar i'd come over but your coffee tastes like the clap.
Jerry:click, click, bang, bang, kiss the siamese gun click, click, bang, bang.
Max: The way you walk, you walk out of order. the way you talk, you talk out of tune.
Jerry:click, click, bang, bang, kiss the siamese gun click, click, bang, bang.
Max: The way you walk, you walk out of order. the way you talk, you talk out of tune.
by Dm September 12, 2004

An abbreviation of the statement 'Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch'
It describes a lady or gentleman who, despite having a body so hot that it could melt a cheese sandwich from 20ft away, has a facial visage that could rival Shrek for ugliness
It describes a lady or gentleman who, despite having a body so hot that it could melt a cheese sandwich from 20ft away, has a facial visage that could rival Shrek for ugliness
by DM June 11, 2006

The first person sticks his or her fingers into a woman resembling the position of fingers in a bowling ball. Two fingers are inserted in the front, and the thumb in rear hole. Also known as the shocker position, except typically using the middle and ring finger, but then the first person *SNAPS* their fingers.
by DM October 26, 2007
