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Speed Nob variations
1. Speed Nob Advanced - draw as many DETAILED penises as possible before they find out
2. Speed Nob Extreme - draw the penis then indent the book with your pen when drawing the bell end. This leaves a long lasting reminder of the attack.
3. Speed Nob Monster - draw as a big and as detailed penis as possible whilst involving as many people as possible
2. Speed Nob Extreme - draw the penis then indent the book with your pen when drawing the bell end. This leaves a long lasting reminder of the attack.
3. Speed Nob Monster - draw as a big and as detailed penis as possible whilst involving as many people as possible
Speed Nob variations by Roo Barb March 18, 2009
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Noble Steed
That friend that always manages to save you from awkward social situations, is extremely attractive inside and out, and is a fantastic and smooth lover.
Noble Steed by Broken_teacu November 8, 2017
The Noble Steed
When you fuck her from behind, you grab and wrap her hair tight in your hand, put your elbow in her back and pull her from the sheets so she grabs at the out of each sheets like a horse on its back legs.
The Noble Steed by Cbondo October 4, 2017
Noble Steed
A weird boy in your highschool who walks by himself to class. He has long hair and upsidedown ears. he has an extreamly hott sister and he enjoys hockey and x box. He recieved the name noble steed because he is everyones bitch
Noble Steed by Dyln563 January 31, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.