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Snarkster 

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and higher educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth growing into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
Snarkster by Buffeteria March 24, 2011
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spankster 

yo look at tat spankster in tat riceburner
spankster by jimmy miller May 8, 2003

sparkster 

a guy that sparksters old pensioners out of their savings
sparkster by t_____t May 22, 2019

sporkster 

A stalker who is actually very cool.
Kirsten is such a sporkster, she follows 5 & 6 everywhere! But check out her awesome shoes!
sporkster by kira March 19, 2004

Sparkster 

I like pie a lot.

It taste like bacon.
Sparkster by Stcb April 16, 2005

spackster 

If this is a girl it would be someone who wears a lot of makeup has their hair tied back tightly and is pushing a pram around filled with an assortment of different colour babies!! rite chav - someone you wouldnt wanna be seen in public with!
If its a boy they would be a roght div sort of boy who does his hair (straightens it) and wears bronzer.
Karrie is such a spackster!!
spackster by Precious Pwincesssh September 22, 2007

The Spankster 

A famous Gaian who mostly resides in the Chatterbox.

He is well known throughout Gaia for his arrogance and his thread in the chatterbox (You're Pregnant.).
"The Spankster, yeah, he sure has a way with the ladies. I wish I were him"
The Spankster by Andy March 26, 2005