Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.
by Willey P September 9, 2007
A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.
Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.
by NickCosmoSonde August 9, 2008
A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.
by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004
waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
by bhrome April 7, 2004
by The Molster March 4, 2004
by David October 27, 2003